Annoyed Kippur is Annoyed.

Apparently someone at the university has managed to tie up the ENTIRE SCHOOL'S internet server by downloading videos or something and so NO ONE can get any work done. The internet is splotchy and unreliable ( Read more... )

Mormons stole my birthday cake ( Read more... )

I got an email for an anthology looking for submissions. It's an erotic anthology with the theme being different cities. Not my usual gig, but I decided to look at it anyway, trying to figure out if I could write anything according to the rules.

All seemed well until I got to what the editor was looking for.

My preference is for the sex to be ( Read more... )

Twilight fans are like lemmings: Throw Bella off a cliff, and they'll follow.

Response to idiotic question that I wish I could have said. "No, I can't find a book in the stacks I cataloged three years ago. The fact that it's about Israel doesn't help narrow it down."

I have a tabletop D&D game that I go to, I probably have mentioned this before. And it's been okay sort of. We meet at two of the player's house ("C" and "M" they're married) and game about once a month. The GM, "P"; and his wife "K"(who also plays) have two of the most undisciplined kids I've ever seen. Apparently they think that kids, when they' ( Read more... )

To whomever moved/took the parakeet.

Yes, I know it's only a two dollar toy that I put up on the first aid box. But it was my two dollar toy that I put up there for decoration of the office. As I have been searching for it and cannot find it, I cannot assume that it has been moved ( Read more... )

Listening to NPR on the way to work ( Read more... )

I don't see why I constantly wander into the tween section of the bookstore. The other day I picked up one of the Clique books, a summer vacation one or something. The beginning was about the lead character getting ready for a horse show and the way she figured she would win it is because she dressed up her horse with make-up ( Read more... )

I think that the cat and the bathroom are out to get me.

Either that or I'm incredibly stupid.

I bent down to pet the cat today and bashed my head onto the corner of the counter.

Brilliant, if I do say so myself.